- What I said: I am a communist
- What I meant: I feast on the blood of the bourgeois and use their tears as lubricant as I have revolutionary sex with my comrades. I am allergic to liberty and freedom and after the revolution this will not exist. I stamp on the faces of the ruling class and I hate kittens and dance to the tune of babies crying.
happy fathers day...
This is funny. Kind of fucked, but pretty fucking hilarious.
Who are you, bruh?
- optimist: this glass is half full
- pessimist: this glass is half empty
- tumblr user: i'm offended